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callmeqxx:

1..2..345… YAY

callmeqxx:

1..2..345… YAY


entirelypets:

She thought the bunny was made of chocolate #EasterProblems

entirelypets:

She thought the bunny was made of chocolate #EasterProblems


nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor


fab-feminist:

Bitches be like

"I don’t swallow"

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angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.


whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”


blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones


thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”


ezria-fitzgomery:

How to effectively creep everyone out for life: quote Alison DiLaurentis


masqverades:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 


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